How to Not Fall for People--An Actual Confession

This is a real confession, guys. You're gonna get a peek into my crazy cerebrum. Don't judge me too harshly.

I have this problem. 
I fall for boys. And by "fall for", I mean getting little crushes. 
I try to not do this because it just gets me mixed up. 
Maybe some of you people out there reading this have a similar problem. #TheStruggleIsReal



Here's a few tips on how to not do this.

1. Don't have cute friends of either gender. Cute friends of the same gender as you will attract the opposite gender to them, and if you hang around your good-looking same gender friends and their opposite gender fan club (for lack of a better term), there's some risk-by-association of meeting cool people of the opposite gender. Cute friends of the opposite gender carry the risk of being so cool that you fall for THEM. Great.
2. Don't look around at church, school, the library, or the gym. No people watching. That's what gets you those stalker-status crushes on someone whose name you don't know.
3. Don't pay attention to members of the opposite gender being kind, clever, or spiritual. All very hazardous qualities if you're trying to NOT be attracted to them.
4. Never EVER flirt.
5. Don't let yourself smell their cologne or perfume. I have a weak spot for good cologne so this is essential for me in order to stay crush-free.

If all else fails, just never leave your room. It's safest in there.



I wish you luck in your endeavors for a crush-free heart. 


#Sarcasm #IBreakAllTheseRules #AlwaysALittleBitInLove #MightAsWell